Sunday, March 5, 2017

Banking = Conning!! ЁЯШЫЁЯШЬЁЯШЭ

After introducing transaction charges, the govt owned SBI changed its tag line from "Simply Banking" to "Simply Robbing" to reflect it's vision!! 😛

I heard other banks are also in the process of changing their tag lines to reflect their vision & mission. To help them simplify their job, let me present the following list of suggestions:

- Simply Conning
- Conning Simplified
- Simply Fleecing
- Fleecing Simplified
- Earn. Deposit. Forget. Repeat.
- The Robbing people
- The Conning people
- The Fleecing people
- Your money. Safe in our pockets.
- We love robbing
- We love conning
- We love fleecing
- PayZipp - Your money gone in a zip
- Where India loses its money
- India's drain hole
- One Family. One Con-bank.
- Trusted Conning People since 1911
- Good people to lose with
- Where Conning is a way of life
- Come, Let us rob you...
- We know how to con
- Where every individual is committed to rob you

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Define Government:

Definition #1: Government is an Oversized Overpaid enterprise, engaged in robbing people and Mother Nature, made up of, mostly, Incompetent Inefficient creatures, headed by Con-men & Scoundrels, elected by Freebie-loving Trashes, controlled by large Domestic & Foreign Leeches.

Definition #2: For the Leeches, Of the Trashes, By the Scoundrels.

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BTW, did you notice the absolute silence maintained by the opposition and media on the fuel price hike by TN Govt
effective from today? 😉

Center: Hamaaraa desh May....
TN: chai-jub
Center: Hamaaraa desh June....
TN: chai-jub
Center: Hamaaraa desh July....
TN: chai-jub

Having done chai-jub for every note, TN Scoundrels request Central Scoundrels:

Respected Sirs,

It's been weeks since we were let out of Koovathoor kennels, we long to return there for a get together this weekend. To offset the expenses incurred therefrom, we hereby raise the fuel surcharges. We humbly request you to hold the demonetisation leashes of the opposition and media tightly so that we can enjoy our "porais" and bitches.

Thanking you,

Yours faithfully,
TN Scoundrels

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http://m.indiatoday.in/story/hdfc-bank-atm-charges/1/895864.html

http://m.indiatoday.in/story/demonetisation-banks-transaction-charge-remonetisation/1/892838.html

http://indianexpress.com/article/business/banking-and-finance/banks-slap-charges-on-cash-transactions-hdfc-icici-axis-bank-demonetisation-4550198/

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