Robin Hood (2018)

Didn't expect this US$100m movie to do so badly. It collected only US$84m worldwide!!! Reviews vehemently branded it as very poor. Within 30 min of watching this movie, I got the first clue. Then, after about 2/3rds, I got the full answer. Please go through these dialogue pieces, discover the main reason and amuse yourself:

Friar Tuck: Sir, it’s been a bit since your last confession. Would you care to unburden yourself to your friar?

Sheriff of Nottingham: My conscience is clear. Is yours?

Friar Tuck: Try as I might, mine’s always a bit of a muddle.

Sheriff of Nottingham: Well, be that as it may, keep your ears open in your little booth. Any talk of the thief, bring it to me.

Friar Tuck: But, sir, with respect, the Seal of the Confessional is sacred.

Sheriff of Nottingham: Nothing’s sacred till I’ve caught that thief and drowned him in a cage.

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Arch Deacon: There’s been whispers of revolt. Unchecked, those whispers will build into a roar. 

Sheriff of Nottingham: It’s treason. It’s punishable by death.

Friar Tuck: Treason’s a very strong word, sir. Isn’t the Christian thing to turn the other cheek?

Sheriff of Nottingham: How do you love a God that gives you that face?

[Deacon and Nottingham laugh]

Arch Deacon: Sheriff! Given our shared interest in the outcome of the war, it’s essential this thief is caught and his rhetoric suffocated. 

Sheriff of Nottingham: I’ll restore the order. You keep the faith, Your Grace.

Arch Deacon: Sheriff, the church can make a man, or break him. For your allegiance, we offer you the world. But in failure, we can also take it away. Remember that. Hm? Let’s make the cardinal feel welcome, sheriff.

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[Sheriff grabs hold of Tuck]

Sheriff of Nottingham: If you ever defy me again in front of the church…

Friar Tuck: I‘m sorry, sir. I was only speaking for the Gospels.

Sheriff of Nottingham: Oh, the Gospels. Well, never, never forget, Tuck, God’s up there. I’m down here.

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A Muslim guides a Christian!

A Darkman guides a Whiteman!!

The Church is evil & manipulates kingdoms!!!

What was Leonardo DiCaprio thinking? 🤔 That he can show the present Lords of The Universe (Whites) in poor light? 😒 That he can the reveal the true face of a US$150+b notorious business conglomerate? 🤨

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