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Very well written! Definitely by someone well versed with their circus!! Probably, an American!!! 😉
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Trump first day in Oval Office! First briefing by CIA, Pentagon, DIA & FBI.
Trump: We must destroy ISIS!
CIA: We cannot do that sir. We created them along with Turkey Saudi Qatar and others.
Trump: The democrats created them
CIA: It was not the democrats. We created ISIS, Sir. You need them or else you would loose funding from the natural gas lobby.
Trump: Stop funding Pakistan. Let India deal with them.
CIA: Sir, we cannot do that. It is Modi in India.
Trump: So what?
CIA: Modi will cut Baluchistan out of Pak
Trump: I do not care
CIA: India will have peace in Kashmir. They will stop buying our weapons. They will become a superpower. Sir, we have to fund Pakistan to keep India busy in Kashmir.
Trump: You have to destroy the Taliban
CIA: Sir, we cannot do that we created the Taliban to keep Russia in check in the 80s. Now they r keeping Pakistan busy and away from their nukes.
Trump: We have to destroy Islamic regimes. Let us start with The Saudis
Pentagon: Sir, we cannot do that. We created those regimes because we wanted their oil. We cannot have democracy there. Otherwise, their people will get the oil and we cannot let their people own it.
Trump: Then, let us invade Iran
Pentagon: We cannot do that, Sir
Trump: Why not?
CIA: We are talking to them, Sir
Trump: What? Why?
CIA: We want our stealth drone back. If we attack them then Russia will obliterate us there as they did to our buddy ISIS in Syria. Besides, we need Iran to keep Israel in check.
Trump: Then, let us attack Iraq again
COA: Sir, our friends ISIS already control 1/3rd of Iraq
Trump: Why not the whole of Iraq?
CIA: Sir, we need the Shia govt of Iraq to keep ISIS in check
Trump: I am banning Muslims from entering US
USCIS: We cannot do that, Sir
Trump: Why not?
FBI: Then, our population will become fearless, Sir
Trump: I am deporting all illegals to south of the border
Border patrol: You cannot do that, Sir
Trump: Why not?
Border patrol: If they r gone, who will build the wall, Sir?
Trump: Build the wall first, you idiots!
Border patrol: Then, they will be on this side of the wall, Sir
Trump: I am banning H1Bs
USCIS: You cannot do that, Sir
Chief of Staff: Then, we will have to outsource the White House to Bangalore, Sir
Trump: Why the hell did I get elected?
CIA: To enjoy the White House, Sir! We create the bad guys, you sign off, Sir. And, then, when we sign off, you announce that you have destroyed them, Sir!
Trump: God bless America!! The land of the free and the brave!!!
😂😂😂😂😂
🔱 படைப்பவனும் நீயே!
🔱 (படைத்ததை) காப்பவனும் நீயே!!
🔱 (அது கை மீறிப் போன பின் அதை) அழிப்பவனும் நீயே!!!
😂😂😂😂😂
Very well written! Definitely by someone well versed with their circus!! Probably, an American!!! 😉
🌸🌹🍀🍁🌺🌻🌼
Trump first day in Oval Office! First briefing by CIA, Pentagon, DIA & FBI.
Trump: We must destroy ISIS!
CIA: We cannot do that sir. We created them along with Turkey Saudi Qatar and others.
Trump: The democrats created them
CIA: It was not the democrats. We created ISIS, Sir. You need them or else you would loose funding from the natural gas lobby.
Trump: Stop funding Pakistan. Let India deal with them.
CIA: Sir, we cannot do that. It is Modi in India.
Trump: So what?
CIA: Modi will cut Baluchistan out of Pak
Trump: I do not care
CIA: India will have peace in Kashmir. They will stop buying our weapons. They will become a superpower. Sir, we have to fund Pakistan to keep India busy in Kashmir.
Trump: You have to destroy the Taliban
CIA: Sir, we cannot do that we created the Taliban to keep Russia in check in the 80s. Now they r keeping Pakistan busy and away from their nukes.
Trump: We have to destroy Islamic regimes. Let us start with The Saudis
Pentagon: Sir, we cannot do that. We created those regimes because we wanted their oil. We cannot have democracy there. Otherwise, their people will get the oil and we cannot let their people own it.
Trump: Then, let us invade Iran
Pentagon: We cannot do that, Sir
Trump: Why not?
CIA: We are talking to them, Sir
Trump: What? Why?
CIA: We want our stealth drone back. If we attack them then Russia will obliterate us there as they did to our buddy ISIS in Syria. Besides, we need Iran to keep Israel in check.
Trump: Then, let us attack Iraq again
COA: Sir, our friends ISIS already control 1/3rd of Iraq
Trump: Why not the whole of Iraq?
CIA: Sir, we need the Shia govt of Iraq to keep ISIS in check
Trump: I am banning Muslims from entering US
USCIS: We cannot do that, Sir
Trump: Why not?
FBI: Then, our population will become fearless, Sir
Trump: I am deporting all illegals to south of the border
Border patrol: You cannot do that, Sir
Trump: Why not?
Border patrol: If they r gone, who will build the wall, Sir?
Trump: Build the wall first, you idiots!
Border patrol: Then, they will be on this side of the wall, Sir
Trump: I am banning H1Bs
USCIS: You cannot do that, Sir
Chief of Staff: Then, we will have to outsource the White House to Bangalore, Sir
Trump: Why the hell did I get elected?
CIA: To enjoy the White House, Sir! We create the bad guys, you sign off, Sir. And, then, when we sign off, you announce that you have destroyed them, Sir!
Trump: God bless America!! The land of the free and the brave!!!
😂😂😂😂😂
🔱 படைப்பவனும் நீயே!
🔱 (படைத்ததை) காப்பவனும் நீயே!!
🔱 (அது கை மீறிப் போன பின் அதை) அழிப்பவனும் நீயே!!!
😂😂😂😂😂
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